May 2013
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May 18th
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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Anonymous asked: I'm gonna make you cry. >:-) DOBBY DIED D:
May 2nd
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fawkess: i dont even know how to blog i just press buttons and cry
May 2nd
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Anonymous asked: Have you read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series? Awesome sauce.
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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Hey Everyone!
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May 2nd
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April 2013
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iwanlewiss: there are many things in this life i do not understand and this picture is one of them
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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It's that time of year again
anjhuzen: j-amesgatz: best gif choice
Apr 30th
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zonkypuff: my favourite thing about marvel movies is the sense of unity between the people who know to stay until after the credits
Apr 30th
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thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
Apr 30th
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NEW YORK IMPROV CLASS + MEETUP
Hey New Yorkers, would any of you be interested in a $30 1-hour improv class with a fun meetup after next Sunday afternoon, May 5th? Lemme kno!
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 24th
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omysheeran: danhowled: that-jolly-tardis-sound: panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis: logans-v-and-dimples: mikey-way-galaxy: mikey-way-galaxy: isetmynarwhalsonfire: we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen With a dash of Vicky And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food And Arwin and also that dude Spencer from iCarly And a pinch of Oliver...
Apr 23rd
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Anonymous asked: I wandered onto your Tumblr one day. And I found like everything I love. Especially the sloths. The sloths kill me. I want a sloth, I've always loved them. My birthday is in 11 days (May 1st). Will you be my best friend and give me a sloth? -Lexa
Apr 23rd
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Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight
Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
Supernatural: Gay, gay, gay, angel, gay, winchester, gay.
Glee: Gay, gay, gay, gay, GAY, gay, GAY, double gay, gay.
Merlin: Gay, gay, gay, magic, gay, gay, medieval stuff, gay.
Avengers: gay, gay, gay, superhero stuff, gay gay gay.
Torchwood: Bisexual, gay, bisexual, omnisexual, bisexual, gay
Doctor Who: DO WEEEEEEE DOOOO
Apr 23rd
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