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dude-its-liz:

The Wizard Duel by Robert Manion [x]

This song is just too good not to put on tumblr.

Lyrics:

DRACO: Harry time to face your match, forget that ‘boy who lived crap’, that was the past this is tonight, this will be our final fight

HARRY: Malfoy you think that you’ll achieve but I don’t believe

DRACO: My big win, lets get this started you four eyed, scar head, ‘has been’

DRACO/HARRY: It’s a Magic Brawl
To decide once and for all
Who falls down flat, and who stands tall
Spells coming at you every which way like a curve ball
Only one can win and its gonna be me
Im the most badass wizard in Hogwarts that you’ll ever see
We’ve been waiting so long and theres no way I’ll lose
I’ll wipe the floor with your face in this wizard duel

What if I lose this round?
Come on Draco/Harry you know you can’t back down now

HARRY (DRACO): He’s your enemy (Hes my enemy)
You cant let him be (cant let him be)
You got to keep your fame (keep your fame)
everybody knows your name (they all know my name)
This will be your end (this will be your end)
My clever friend (my clever friend)
You know you cannot win (I know I can win)
Im the boy who lived! (MALFOY!)

DRACO: Scared Potter?

HARRY: You wish.

DRACO: CONJUNCTIVITIS!
HARRY: Argh! That’s mildly irritating! WET WILLYIS!
DRACO: Oh argh… thats oddly enjoyable! FLATULENTAY!
How do you like that poopy pants Potter? Should have worn a diaper
HARRY: ACNE PIMPLIA
DRACO: PROACTIVATE! I’ve got the clear skin I deserve
HARRY: FELATIO!
DRACO: BEDAZZLEMENT CHARM!
HARRY: CONFRINGO
DRACO: CONFRUNDO
HARRY: DIFFINDO
DRACO: EXPULSO
HARRY: FINITE INCANTARTIM
BOTH: TARDIS GERONIMO!

DRACO: INCENDIO!
HARRY: IMPERVIUS!
DRACO: JELLY BRAIN JINX
HARRY: JELLY FINGERS CURSE

DRACO: You’ll have to do better than that Potter
HARRY: Yeah? Lets kick it up a notch

BOTH: Levicorpus, lumos, locomotor mortis, reducio, reducto, obliviate, obscuro
Reparo, relashio, sectumsempra, nox, stupefy, silencio, wigardium leviosa

DRACO/HARRY: It’s a Magic Brawl
To decide once and for all
Who falls down flat, and who stands tall
Spells coming at you every which way like a curve ball
Only one can win and its gonna be me
Im the most badass wizard in Hogwarts that you’ll ever see
We’ve been waiting so long and theres no way I’ll lose
I’ll wipe the floor with your face in this wizard duel

What if I lose this round?
Come on Draco/Harry you know you can’t back down now

HARRY (DRACO): He’s your enemy (Hes my enemy)
You cant let him be (cant let him be)
You got to keep your fame (keep your fame)
everybody knows your name (they all know my name)
This will be your end (this will be your end)
My clever friend (my clever friend)
You know you cannot win (I know I can win)
Im the boy who lived! (MALFOY!)