i love it how when i only joined tumblr my interests list consisted of just harry potter and now it’s like
haven’t you heard?! HARRY POTTER IS THE GATEWAY DRUG
that statement should be a disclaimer for creating your first blog
WAIT THIS IS SO TRUE THO
Daniel Radcliffe is talking about filming a gay sex scene aka how he once again conquered the basilisk
1. Harry Potter movie marathon
2. Re-read all the books
3. Order a butterbeer frappachino at Starbucks
4. And when they ask for your name say it’s Lord Voldemort
5. If you have an iPhone, tell Siri to call you Dumbledore
6. Write fanfiction
7. Read fanfiction
8. Devour fanficiton
10. Sharpie a dark mark on your arm
11. And a scar on your head
12. Then randomly have a spaz attack and clutch your forehead
13. Go on Mugglenet
14. Go on LeakyCaldron
15. Go on MyHogwarts
16. Go on Pottermore
17. Get sorted on Pottermore
18. And cry if you get sorted into Hufflepuff…JK
19. Show your house pride
20. Watch all my YouTube videos
21. And all of Jon Cozart’s
22. Make a Slytherin sock puppet
23. Speak parseltongue
24. Say alohomora when you open your car door
25. Ride an imaginary hippogriff
26. Spend the whole day talking in a British accent…unless you’re British
27. Troll tumblr for Harry Potter memes and gifs
28. Have a Potter themed party with your friends
29. Stand in your non-lit fireplace and scream DIAGON ALLEY
30. Play Harry Potter Scene It
31. Play Harry Potter legos
32. Play that really scary Harry Potter computer game
33. Watch ALL the Starkid musicals
34. Then have a Starkid sing-a-long
35. Say accio before you pick anything up
36. Blame the nargles
37. Dig in your mom’s garden for Mandrakes
38. Find a lizard and name it Harry
39. Have your wand choose you
40. And if you have the elder wand DON’T BREAK IT
41. Follow me on twitter @tessanetting
42. Follow Snape and Voldemort too
43. And follow the Spiders
44. Make an unbreakable vow
45. Slick your hair back like Draco Malfoy
46. Listen to wizard rock
47. Come up with your own Harry Potter jokes
48. Eat like Ron
49. Have hair like Hermione
50. And angst like Harry
51. Eat spinach then jump in a pool…gillyweed…
52. Aahh Cho Chang
53. Open a book and turn to Page 394
54. Go in the shower with an egg and see if it sings to you
55. Address your cat as McGonagall
56. Your parents as death eaters
57. And your grandpa as Dumbledore
58. Then steal your grandpa’s cane and use it as Lucius Malfoy’s pimp stick
59. Study for your OWLs
60. Play Harry Potter concentration
61. Build a fantasy Quidditch team
62. Go to the Quidditch World Cup or watch it on YouTube
63. Be Lupin and howl at the moon
64. Eat Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans
66. Read the tales of Beetle the Bard
67. And doodle the deathly hallows symbol all over it
68. Play a prank like Fred and George
70. Write in your diary and see if it writes back
71. Then go in your bathroom and open the Chamber of Secrets
72. Grab a Gryffindor
73. Write a Ravenclaw
74. Poke a Hufflepuff
75. Slap a Slytherin
76. Curl up in a ball and pretend to be Voldemort’s fetus
77. Temporarily dye your hair a shade of Tonks
78. Figure out your patronus
79. Accidentally drop pudding on your hat
80. BAD DOBBY
81. Go to the Wizarding World if your live in Orlando
82. Go to Whimsic Alley if you live in LA
83. Challenge your friends to a duel
84. Put suck tape on your nose and yell AVADA KEDAVRA
85. Name a bug Rita Skeeter and SQUASH IT
86. Check the bottom of your mug for the grim
87. Create your own Marauder’s Map and look for secret passageways in your house
88. Go in a bathtub and pretend to be Daniel Radcliffe and start crying
89. Sneak up behind someone and yell CONSTANT VIGILANCE
90. Give socks to people on the street that look like house elves
91. Make your own potions
92. Go to a bus or train station and ask everyone how to get to Platform 9 3/4
93. Then refuse to wait in line because you have done your waiting…12 years of it…IN AZKABAN
94. Then run into a wall to try to get onto the platform
95. Don’t forget to use your time turner…but only to save Buckbeak
96. Take lots of pictures of yourself doing all these things like Colin Creevey
97. And post them on instagram with #hp100
98. And follow me on instagram @tessanetting
99. Then clean your room like Mary Poppins because then apparently you can defeat a 40 ft tall Voldemort
100. And last but no least…GO TO LEAKYCON! Or cry because you can’t go and plan your trip for next year.
I AM BACK ON TUMBLR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WEEK.
Hello old friend. I have missed you dearly. But before I start trolling away I need to talk a little bit about an experience that was truly one of the best of my life.
I have been wanting to go to you for the past 3 years but my schedule ALWAYS conflicted. GRR! So getting the chance to go this year not only as a Potterhead but as a special guest just put my happiness over the top. I was on cloud 9 the entire time running around the convention like a crazed animagus. Siriusly.
I think the coolest part of the con, other than being constantly surrounded by Harry Potter, cosplay, and Starkids, was meeting fellow Potter-dorks like myself. YOU GUYS. For every person that came up to me, took a picture with me, jammed with me, smiled at me, tweeted at me, or fangirled with me, just know that as much as I may have made your day-YOU MADE MINE. Harry Potter fans, Starkid fans, Nerdfighters…these fans are not only the most respectful, creative, and committed fandoms I have ever witnessed…these fans are a part of a family. And Leakycon is like one big fandom family reunion…an escape from the outside world. A magical place we can all come together, completely geek out, and not be afraid of criticism or bullying, or people calling us weird or strange or different. WE ARE WEIRD. WE ARE STRANGE. WE ARE DIFFERENT. AND WE LOVE IT.
Leakycon IS Hogwarts. And I now know it will always be there to welcome me home :)
Thank you so much Melissa, Pat, and everyone involved in running it. You made me an extremely happy little witch.
HEY GUYS! So just a quick little blog post before I head off to….LEAKYCON!!!! *DYING WHALE NOISE* *TWITCHING ON GROUND* *NOSTRILS FLARING* You get the picture.
First off, to my peeps going to ze CON.
1. IF YOU SEE ME AND WANT TO SAY HI DO IT. DO IT. DO ITTTTTTTT. I will spastically embrace you and fangirl over whatever topic you desire.
2. I have a signing on SATURDAY from 11-12…RIGHT BEFORE AVP3D. You are not allowed to wait in line for the show sooooo come say hi! :)
3. I am going to be tweeting random locations/events I will be going to during ze Con. Feel free to come with or just ignore me.
4. I am gonna make a YouTube video of my Leaky experience to the song ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ so for people at my signing and that I see randomly I may ask if you wanna do something for the video…like a little dance/lip dub or such. Come with ideas. I am open and you may be in the video. The more people in it the better so COME WITH A GROUP and come up to me and be like TESSA WE WANNA BE IN THE VIDEO. AND I WILL BE LIKE OKAY. Basically.
I think that about covers my Leaky peeps. Right. NEXT.
TO MY NON-LEAKY PEOPLES.
I have not forgot about you. Oh no.
1. #hp100 it UP. I made that vid to keep you occupied until I return to entertain you more. I EXPECT RESULTS. I will be checking mah insta…
2. I talked to the Panda man and we wanna do a livestream together at some point during the Con for peeps who couldn’t make it. We will answer questions and such. Will update you on that via twitter, make sure you are following me @tessanetting
3. May be doing some ‘Twitterviews’ with random Starkids/cool ppl at the Con. I will tweet TWITTERVIEW WITH @____ and then pick 5 questions you guys tweet at me and have them answer. So again, make sure you are following me if you wanna get in on THAT jazz.
4. Totally revamped my etsy account with awesome Harry Potter handmade bowties- http://www.etsy.com/shop/tessaroxx. Many more fandom/nerdy/totally awesome ones are on the way when I return. It’s my new favorite hobby making them. So leave a request in my ask and maybe I will make it…
OKAY. THAT IS ALL. TOO LONG. TOO MUCH TYPING.
REBLOG THIS SHIT FANGIRLS.
Obsessed with you all.
Ps. Jon, I was gonna wear one of ur Yo, Harry shirts to Leaky but IT DID NOT ARRIVE IN TIME. DAMN THOSE WIZARD COPS. You are coming next year. #JESSA (I changed my mind I like this better).