I like too many fandoms. And sloths.
THEY ARE SO PERFECT HELP THEY ARE FLAWLESS HUMANS AND I WANT TO BE BOTH OF THEM SO BADLY
Random guy hitting on me
Guy:
What's a beautiful girl like you doing out here on a night like this? Lemme take you out sometime.
Me:
Sorry, I don't date muggles.
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
I'm a squib.
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:
Omg.
BRIANNNNNNN.
